Men should never do...

It's a funny thing to watch men do forbidden things in public. Man code breakers. Some acts should be considered permanent disbarment from "our" team. There should be a man police that goes around and punches each violator in the stomach and closed with an atomic wedgie.

10 Certain things that should never be done include the following:

1. NO wife beaters in public. Though you may beat her it doesn't make it right. No one should ever be able to see that disgusting pimple back of yours. Besides, do you want people to know you live in a community where you sleep on picnic tables? Remember K-Fed? How that turn out? Exactly.
2. If you are going to wear sandals then socks should not be worn with them. The whole idea of sandals is to be sock-less. Air those puppies out. Wearing socks with sandals allows everyone to know that you are an ass clown and you pay for everything with exact change. Snap out of it.
3. Slippers. They should NEVER be worn out in public. Why must I see these slobs wearing slippers in the supermarket? This isn't the confinement of your own home where you wear your snuggy and sit with your little lab dog. People actually say to each other "look at this beaut" and cross the street to aviod human contact with you.
4. When you order a shot, do whiskey, bourbon or something manly. Not root beer or bubble gum vodka. It sends the wrong message. A shot isn't suppose to taste great. That's why they call it a shot. Hey you wouldn't ask your friends if they wanted to go to see sex in the city? Why order it at the bar.
5. It is never acceptable to make a kissing face when you're in a picture. Do I really have to elaborate????
6. Hairstylist should be women. There is no reason for another man to rub shampoo on another mans' head. There is a place where that is acceptable its called PRISON.
7. When you enter the urinal ALL conversation stops. You finish it on the opposite side of the door. I'm there for business only. We have a job to do. That's why we are there. Women talk, its an escape plan because you're either to boring or real fucking ugly. Either way the have a right to talk because they are women. Do you think Chuck Norris talks while he pees?
8. You never wear a different teams jersey to a sporting event that isn't hosting them. At Bills games there is no reason to wear a Tony Romo jersey when we are playing the Dolphins. Step into that world and you may be leaving without that jersey. Jagaloon!!!!
9. Reading books is fine. There is nothing bad about reading EXCEPT at a sporting event. It doesn't matter if you're at your kids little league game or at a major event. You're there to enjoy it not to catch up on your popular science subscription. "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill."
10. The thing that I hate the most... using the words "hey hoss or what up boss" Am I your boss? If I was I tell you "you're fired and go get a fuckin pair of jeans without holes in it."

These are just a few guidelines that should be followed but hey it's a free country. If you choose to violate them that's fine it's your choice. But remember, there is always a guy out there shaking his head who then turns to his wife or girlfriend and says would you have ever dated me if I looked like that???? The answer is always NOPE.